jammy bastard

nothing but crumbs

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sekra:

Coulson lent them his Special Edition Captain America deck of cards.

In the event of damage, Tony will be tazed.

In the event of naked Captain America, however, he might be inclined to call it even.

I’m NOT going to fall into Avengers fandom. NOT. But…

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Sherlock & Jawn Get It On!

sherlockh0rnyholmes:

*This is NSFW! Put some headphones on to avoid embarrassment*
So this is the little treat I have been talking about! :D Think of it as, ‘Audio Sherlock Porn.’

I tried my best to get rid of the background noise, and add a little story to it as well :D I promise you that I ONLY used audio from the TV series, no extra audio has been added, what so ever!

And here is the download link that people have been asking for: http://www.mediafire.com/?8saj29bv4qwb5ud

Enjoy!! <3


Sherlock & Jawn Get It On!

- In 221B

“I looked you up on the internet last night. Found your website.”

“What did you think? Any good?”

“Very good.”

“What to see some more?”

“Oh god yes.”

*Undoes pants. John starts inserting..his.. into.. Sherlock.*

“You doing it?

“Yes”

“You done it?”

“Yeah, hang on!”

*Sherlock and John get at it!*

“yes….careful!……….Oh, John”…….”YES!”…..”OH GOD!!”……………

“Ahhh Sherlock…”

“Please come.”

*They finish up.*

“You ok?”

“Me, yeah, fine..I’m fine..fine….

That, ah…thing, that you, ah.. that you did with, um… that was, umm….. good.

But I was hoping you’d go deeper.”

SWEET JESUSFUCK OH GOD I THINK I’M DYING. IT IS A GOOD DEATH.

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nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

Gareth and a fan’s baby. I’m not actually sure why someone gave him their baby to hold. Maybe he asked? I’m not sure.

Awww, it always makes me smile to see this pic floating around. For the record, I let him cuddle the baby because he asked nicely and made puppydog eyes. ;)

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

Gareth and a fan’s baby. I’m not actually sure why someone gave him their baby to hold. Maybe he asked? I’m not sure.

Awww, it always makes me smile to see this pic floating around. For the record, I let him cuddle the baby because he asked nicely and made puppydog eyes. ;)